Horny was taken care of with the application of vigorous masturbation.
Confused is still in there somewhere, too stupid to find the directions to my frontal lobe, so Bitter has taken the opportunity to take control.
Edit: Ok, so the sex was really good last night. I've mellowed out the Bitter quiet a bit, but now I'm just Confused. Which is fine I guess, its the natural way of things.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Watching Your 'Stories'
Fuck 'Grays Anatomy'. And fuck 'Top Modle', along with all the rest of the shitty reality TV shows Bravo is hosting with the express intent of sucking up my girlfriend's time and energy.
Fuck me harder if she ever actually finds this blog or catches me writing it.
Fuck me harder if she ever actually finds this blog or catches me writing it.
Posting, The Second: Revenge of the First Post
I am freely willing to admit that I am a freak of nature.
None of my other guy friends masturbate as much as me (Except for Ron. But he was a teenager, and its a different story altogether), and I well may be more sexually demanding than any of your (numerous) previous boyfriends.
Still, we agreed on 3 to 4 times a week. I sacrifice, you sacrifice.
Why is this turning into 3 to 4 times a month? Why are you: headachey / not in the mood / hungry / full / tired / sleepy / on the rag / watching TV every time I try to get even remotely affectionate?
You realize you put more time and energy on the retarded fucking shows you watch than on sex?
None of my other guy friends masturbate as much as me (Except for Ron. But he was a teenager, and its a different story altogether), and I well may be more sexually demanding than any of your (numerous) previous boyfriends.
Still, we agreed on 3 to 4 times a week. I sacrifice, you sacrifice.
Why is this turning into 3 to 4 times a month? Why are you: headachey / not in the mood / hungry / full / tired / sleepy / on the rag / watching TV every time I try to get even remotely affectionate?
You realize you put more time and energy on the retarded fucking shows you watch than on sex?
Posting, The First
You know what? Fuck that. I was going to write a post extolling the virtues of the working class male, the guy that toils endlessly with little thanks and no recognition.
Fuck that. I'm going to go the direct route, and just say this without any roundabout parable: I get my ass up every day, work for 9-10 hours, than come home to what?. Like a moron, I work to pay the rent, buy the groceries, keep the lights on, and keep your ass in school.
You wake up every day at eleven, leisurely stroll on to class, than get home and watch TV.
The fucking house is a mess, the sink is filthy, and the only food thats waiting for me is in the freezer, ready to be nuked.
And god forbid, I ask for something like a blowjob. That would be completely un-egalitarian of me.
Fuck that. I'm going to go the direct route, and just say this without any roundabout parable: I get my ass up every day, work for 9-10 hours, than come home to what?. Like a moron, I work to pay the rent, buy the groceries, keep the lights on, and keep your ass in school.
You wake up every day at eleven, leisurely stroll on to class, than get home and watch TV.
The fucking house is a mess, the sink is filthy, and the only food thats waiting for me is in the freezer, ready to be nuked.
And god forbid, I ask for something like a blowjob. That would be completely un-egalitarian of me.
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