I am freely willing to admit that I am a freak of nature.
None of my other guy friends masturbate as much as me (Except for Ron. But he was a teenager, and its a different story altogether), and I well may be more sexually demanding than any of your (numerous) previous boyfriends.
Still, we agreed on 3 to 4 times a week. I sacrifice, you sacrifice.
Why is this turning into 3 to 4 times a month? Why are you: headachey / not in the mood / hungry / full / tired / sleepy / on the rag / watching TV every time I try to get even remotely affectionate?
You realize you put more time and energy on the retarded fucking shows you watch than on sex?
Thursday, November 29, 2007
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