When confronted with the obvious (to me at least) question of why holly hell any of them would want to stick around any place that gets this cold on a yearly basis, these people get testy and inquire when my flight for California is scheduled.
That white shit you see on and around the cars? Yeah, thats fucking snow. This crap will actually fall out of the sky and blanket any dumb-ass unlucky enough to be caught outside. It goes without saying that I don't have anything heavier than a suit jacket in my entire wardrobe.
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Not meaning to judge but, you went to Iowa on purpose in Feb and you didn't bring a coat?
We are fools. All of us who live beyond the borders of CA.
I used to like the snow. When I was young. Now I freaking hate it. I hate the hot indoors and the cold, cold outdoors.
What I am saying is I agree with you.
I should start packing right now.
Kizz- I brought the warmest piece of clothing I own.. which turned out to be pretty much useless in -10. I was thinking of buying a jacket just for the trip, but they don't really sell them out here.
GJK- I'll have something vodka based and fruity ready. Umbrella and all.
Just what I love and appreciate... a man who greets me with fruit and alcohol!
You have many more brain cells than you give yourself credit for.
What size are you? They always have good winter apparell here... in hell.
Turns out all those years of thinking we'd burn in hell were incorrect. The devil is actually Jack Frost.
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