Thursday, May 1, 2008

And another thing..

The human body has 1.232 gallons (5.6 liters) of blood.

The most expensive (lets call it 'high octane') blood is about $100 - $130 per unit. Thats a pint of almost pure type - O red blood cells, right out of the body. Its untested for blood critters at this point, so if you dont want to catch the HIV from your blood transfusion the price goes up.

(8 pints / gallon) X ($115 / pint) = $920 / gallon

The most expensive gas in the nation = Just about pushing $4 / gallon

So I was right about the whole 'getting screwed on the exchange rate'. We have thousands of orphans, homeless, and Democrats in this country. Cant we set up some sort of oil - for - blood industry and just pull the fuck out of the middle east now? The Iraq thing was fun for a while but now it is at best inefficient, and at worst a criminal misuse of thousand soldiers' blood.

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