I don't have the wisdom that experience brings, helping to guide me through the decisions and soothing the worries. I'm new, and I all I have to go by is what I feel is right and what I feel is wrong.
Thats the disclaimer: I could be absolutely and unreservedly incorrect about these notions.
That being said, I’m the one that’s doing all of the heavy lifting here. I’m in this goddamn office sixty hours a week, working what could possibly be the most boring job in the world outside of those women in China that knit like 60 sweaters a day. Yes I know the Woman has her schooling and some freelance crap on the side; it doesn’t compare on a per-hour basis.
Laughing at me when I demand my daily home cooked meal, beer, and blow job is not an acceptable reaction.
I’m just sayin’.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
How did you ask?
Sometimes its all in the delivery.
I'm not sure how I asked... I guess the only way to describe it would be "The wrong way".
Is there a right way to do thi?
Some things have to be done delicately... do I sound like the wicked witch yet?
Watch the signals much like you do when you are driving...
green
yellow
red
Instead of acting like she should do you a favor...and I get it and you deserve a "break"/blow job/dinner/clean house today.
In order to get the golden arches to be open all night...
you have to make us think it was our idea to drive thru.
You can't just blow thru and demand service otherwise your wind up with shit in your burger.
I might point out that I have no idea what mistakes you are making and that you are truly in a safe place to vent.
But you might as well get some use out of all the these fabulous female minds... because you are cracking us all up!
I've been thinking about this for a while actually.
I'm big on negotiations and fair trades. Maybe it's the Libra scales thing. Maybe it's because I have a sibling. Fair.
But what I think is fair is not always what other people think is fair, which is where the negotiating comes into play.
And she has to think she's getting a bargain....because that's even better than fair.
So, you start with....
"How about I pay the rent and you clean the house and cook dinner."
She's not going to go for that straight off...you have to add something...a task she hates...take out the trash or some nonsense.
Deal.
Now you have to playfully add..."What do I have to do get a blow job thrown into this deal?"
She'll counter...
and if you're both smart and fun, it could turn into foreplay then and there.
Post a Comment