Sunday, January 27, 2008

Really, Whats the Object Here?

What is the point of voting anymore? Does anyone actually hold to the illusion that the most 'deserving' candidate will win? The only thing the losers that are paraded in front of our television deserve are giant helpings of scorn and derision.

The candidate that would serve as the best president likely wouldn't make it to the fucking primaries. He (or she) wouldn't be the kind of person that wheels and deals through slimy political circles, fellating the special interest groups for campaign contributions. So here we are again. The entire nation standing around with our metaphorical dicks in our hands: being asked to once again choose the lesser of the two evils for yet another round of fuckage.

I’m writing in my own candidate: the tranny hooker who hangs out at Carrows across the street. At least the guys she screws all leave with smiles.