Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Who the Hell is Ron Paul?

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to raise 8 million dollars in one day without PACs? Something like 96% of this guys revenue comes from individuals (compare that to a 50 – 50 of regular candidates).

Anyway, I looked him up and I gotta say I’m impressed. Maybe you remember my rant about Barry Goldwater? Yeah, this guy is pretty damn close. The Libertarians and the Constitutionalists both endorse him, and he’s running as a Republican.

And I notice that Huckabee and that unbelievable cocksucker, Romney, are in the lead.

America, listen closely: electing a man that thinks its just fine and dandy to have an official state religion is a bad plan. Like fucking a hooker without prophylactics bad. Like punching yourself repeatedly in the face bad. Like civil war bad.

2 comments:

Gertrude said...

He is a Puss Dr. That would be kind of funny. Bet the girls would be lining up to have their oil changed by President Earnie.
Stop by the White House for a tour and for a cure! Got a yeast infection and need to get a tax break... no problem.
He votes No on NATO and United Nations because of George Washington's influence. Really?

SomeDumbGuy said...

Washington said something about building a strong national identity, outside of international politics. Very isolationist.

Thats kind of outdated, but anyone that wants to disentangle us from the den of murderers and thieves the UN has become is A-OK in my book.