Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Not A Blogger

I havent been posting my most intimate thoughts for the enjoyment of complete strangers for very long, so maybe I missed the whole golden age of the blogger.

Aside from the one interesting and well written blog I found (you know who you are), clicking on the 'Next Blog>>' button has brought me nothing but paranoia and low level annoyance.

Paranoia because I never know if one of the next blogs is going to flash something completely inappropriate to my work screen, and annoyance due to the fact that half the time I get so fed up with it that I'd rather do work anyway. Work people! That has got to be the last resort of the terminally bored!

Anyway, it seems that most of the blog-o-sphere is now filled with spammers, ten year old Asian girls, and porn (btw, what the shit are "FAT PUNK TITS"?).

I have nothing against the latter duo, as indeed I have found porn to be a constant companion. Its the spammers that piss me right the fuck off.

This last Russian one has the distinction of "Greatest Post Title":
Транспорт и грузоперевозки

Maybe mister monster pants should get together with little Ms. Asian.

Bonus: It looks like most of the Russian based spammers are deeply and profoundly concerned about the length and girth of my penis.

1 comment:

Gertrude said...

Gives "hole" new meaning to me love you long time.
No worries or paranoia, was just curious.
You can't be as fabulous as I am without making a few enemies.
Wink, just kidding.
I agree that so many women really need to practive more laughter and less bitter.
Congratulations on finding your one honest woman.
Thats a good thing.