Monday, December 3, 2007

Craigslist W4M, Part the Second

I get that your posting because you want to find the next object of your derision, settle down, and raise lots of ugly wee bastards. I get it, and I applaud you for your efforts in spamming the world with rough copies of your annoying self.

Consider: Adding "I am NOT looking for SEX" anywhere in your post is counterproductive.

How about "I am not looking for sex until you pay for dinner"?
Or "I'm looking for sex, but you have to eat me out first"?
Or even "I'm looking for sex, but only in the confines of a committed relationship".

There is absolutely nothing more terrifying to the male psyche than a women that is "Not looking for sex". What good are you than? (I keeed, I keeed). But seriously folks, try being just a little less bitchy in your craigslist endeavors, you may find it working to your advantage.

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