Gynephobia: Fear of Craigslist Women

Reading the CL W4M postings is not recommended for men with self-esteem issues. Or height Issues. Or weight issues.

Really, unless your over 6 foot, have the physique of an underwear model, have more money than the British empire at its zenith, and quote ".. are a REAL man ..", you shouldn't even be browsing the site.

What exactly is "a real man" anyway? My guess is that while you (the woman writing this add) were eatings bom boms out of the tub and watching lifetime (movies for vaginas), an image of the ideal man imprinted itself on your mushy frontal lobe. Since than, you've been dreaming of the knight in shinning armor come to take you away from your double-wide. BTW, no matter how rich or handsome the guy is, he cant change the fact that your ass has exploded and taken the rest of your body with it.

Similarly, what is the deal with the ridiculous height requirements? You've stated you're 5 foot 4 inches and a man over 6 feet is "an absolute must". Really? A must? If I ever post a craigslist personal add, I'm going to have DD bust size as "A Must!!1!".

Than there are the women that lie about their age. Even through that blurry photo of you with your 5 cats, I can count the wrinkles like rings on a tree. You are not twenty five.

I'm at the point in my emotional career where woman who are so obviously fucked in the head have no appeal. I don't want to fix you, and I don't think I can replace the father figure you so obviously crave in your life.

Anyway.

For a good time, try taking a look at this site. See if you can track down the name for your own phobia.