Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Craigslist Again

You're probably thinking i have some issues with this whole Craigslist thing. What is this, like the third post about CL in 3 weeks? Your probably thinking that if I hate it so much, why the shit am I on there all the goddamn time, and complaining about it here when I'm not.

Yeah, I have a CL 'problem'. I have Craig to thank for my apartment, my leather sofa, my cats, and even the Woman (see, this is why I have a special affinity towards the W4M section). I check it daily.

As if the women that post on CL weren't bad enough, now guys are taking it in their own hands to post rebuttals in the same section. If you have something to say, write a bitter diatribe on your own damn blog where no one is in danger of ever reading it.

Mostly it pisses me off when guys post obnoxiously mean comments about the size of a womans adam's apple or fictitious bulge in their pants. Jesus fucking christ man! Do you know how rare it is to see an attractive girl on the fucking site that doesn't want a Kalvin Kline model billionaire (apparently they all want to date the Woman's ex)? Why the hell do you need to denigrate this girl?

Besides, even if she has a peener, shes probably hotter than any girl your ever going to find in your parents basement. Leave em alone and go back to 'batin to your family albums ya putz.

2 comments:

ChromePlatedGirl said...

I'm a big fan of craig and his list, even though I caught my fella trying to not miss a connection with some little redhead in our neighborhood. Jackyl. We aren't together anymore, natch, but I still visit craig, searching for random things like a banjo or dressform...and, of course, the curiousity of who is looking for who....
I understand your "problem." All too well.

SomeDumbGuy said...

Its the black hole of free time. How can you resist the voyeuristic thrill of the missed connections? Or the window shopping goodness of the personals?